Too Good to be True

Last night I was hungry. Not just hungry but starving,(as my stomach would have been able to embarrassingly tell you). So I got home expecting a great meal after church. I THOUGHT my mom was making these amazing pizza things that I was pumped about...But of course not...that would be too good to be true. So as I walk in the kitchen I realize my parents are eating Wendy's. I decided not to complain about not getting the pizza because Wendy's is pretty good too(ever since I found out there really wasn't a finger in the chili). I see my Dad take a bite out of that nice, great, scrumptious burger and I thought, "Hey I can deal with this!" I reach my hand in the bag excitedly and much to my surprise...it's empty! Yes, yes... my very loving parents didn't get me my burger! I really wanted it...but of course not..that would be too good to be true. So by now Jordan is mad. So I decided to make myself something. The only problem is I can't make anything. Well, I take that back...I can make a MEAN bowl of cereal(sometimes I even add in some extra sugar to my wheaties...but thats just when I'm in a really fancy mood). I started thinking. I didn't want pop tarts, cereal, or a lunchable. I would have to get creative. Who knew that grilled cheese had to be GRILLED? I didn't. I just tried something a little different. I toasted the bread..put a little butter on it.. slapped on the cheese and put it in the microwave. NEWS FLASH: It doesn't taste good! But yeah, the rule is you make it, you eat it and I was not about to throw my masterpiece away. Yep..I ate it. Yep..I thought I was going to throw up. Yep...It was just too good to be true.