Sorry to my many readers(I love you Nunny, Parentals, Uncle David, and Kathleen!)
The only problem is...there is nothing to blog about! So I will just go through my life lately with the classic bullets...
- Softball started! Yay! This means life has ended...NOO! Now that life is over and it is all about softball I have decided to "get healthy" for the season.(There is a reason that "get healthy" is in quotations...my definition of healthy isn't quite that of the dictionary's). I wake up and usually eat an apple..that's good. Then carrots...that's good. Then comes the problem: that doesn't fill me up. On the other hand...pizza, ice cream, and brownies seems to hit just right. Now my question is if your body shouldn't have it... then why does mine NEED it?? This leads me to Psychology the other day... we were talking about eating disorders and specifically bulimia-where you binge eat and purge-when my "friend" likes to yell to the class... "Oh! Jordan does that...except for the purging part...she just binge eats and is going to get fat!"(There is a reason that "friend" is in quotations now). Along with this "healthy" crap I have tried to start running. The old guy next to me at Gold's the other day was either really healthy or I am just REALLY not.(Leaning towards the latter). He went forever on the treadmill as I went my few minutes and was about to pass out.
- That was a far too long bullet.
- So they are about to get shorter.
- I am horrible at physics...seriously...horrible.
- I think...I may use...'dot dot dot'....too much...when I...write...blogs.
- My little brothers have left the "cute" stage (and entered the evil).
- I "think" I "may" use "quotations" too much "when" I write blogs also.
- And I may use (parenthesis) a little too much.
- It is...(really) "fun"... to read a "sentence" with (a lot of)...dots, "quotations", and (parenthesis)...adds "emphasis."
- Now don't tell me that wasn't hard to read.
- OH! OK a serious one. Newsflash! Since Gatlinburg the junior girls are no longer drama queens...for the most part.
- That last one wasn't a joke! Stop laughing!
- OH!! I auditioned last week for next seasons American Idol!
- That last one was a joke. Laugh!
- OK, OK, OK...you are overdoing it. Stop laughing.
- Alright I am done.
- PS-I just wasted four minutes of your life. Ha ha. I am laughing at you.
10 comments:
four...minutes...(not)..it...took (me)...way ...longer (than that)...to read...the one about...more....emphasis...!
four...minutes...(not)..it...took (me)...way ...longer (than that)...to read...the one about...more....emphasis...!
"seriously"...(if i've...said (it).."once"...i've said (it)..."twice"...)
watch your back
so are you trying to say we are in the same stage as YOU?
poopyhead
poopyhead
i want my four minutes back
go to north carolina
You remember when people used to blog about stuff a lot. When you could count on a new post at least once a week. Often you could count on a new post a few times a week. In fact, if I remember right, there was a concept where if a person didn't post in a timely manner someone would actually make a comment that started a whole new topic. The idea of this comment was to actually blog on something else. I think the idea was that since the owner of the blog was not going to blog then someone would do it for them. What a novel concept it was. You see it would actually make up for the fact that someone was not blogging. That way a person could fulfill their blog need whether the blog-owner was blogging or not. I miss those days. It seems no one is blogging much these days, it also seems that no one is blogging for the people not blogging. It truly just makes me sad. Why do you think it is that no one blogs like they used to? Have we gotten too busy? Do we no longer care? Are blogs no longer chic? Or maybe blogs have become too chic and this counter culture original blogging crowd has moved on to something else. But I say we go old school. Let's get back to blogging and blogging for those that don't blog. Where when we walk down the street we look for things to blog about. Or where when we walk down the street we look for things to blog about for people who are not blogging. I say we get back to the culture of the blog. I mean some people use empty excuses like "getting their wisdom teeth out" to not blog. But I say blog on the experience. Tell us what it was like. Did you puke? Did you drool? What did you say while you were on the loopy medicine? We need to know these things. Don't block us out of you life, blog us back into your life. We miss you. It has been a month since we have heard from you and that is not fair to us. What has been going on in that month? Have you been working? Travelling with softball? Maybe you have been to a good conference out of state? We need to know. Bought any good dresses lately? Seriously, just forgetting about your blogroll is totally irresponsible, we are counting on you. I mean it would be one thing if you were out of country, maybe in the Himalaya or something. If you were say, climbing the highest mountain in the world you might not have time to blog very consistently. But if your main uses of time is work and playing defense on powderpuff football teams then you really have no excuse to not blog more than you do. So, as they say in New Hampshire, it's time to "Cowboy up" and get to blogging. We miss you.
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