Sorry to my many readers(I love you Nunny, Parentals, Uncle David, and Kathleen!)
The only problem is...there is nothing to blog about! So I will just go through my life lately with the classic bullets...
- Softball started! Yay! This means life has ended...NOO! Now that life is over and it is all about softball I have decided to "get healthy" for the season.(There is a reason that "get healthy" is in quotations...my definition of healthy isn't quite that of the dictionary's). I wake up and usually eat an apple..that's good. Then carrots...that's good. Then comes the problem: that doesn't fill me up. On the other hand...pizza, ice cream, and brownies seems to hit just right. Now my question is if your body shouldn't have it... then why does mine NEED it?? This leads me to Psychology the other day... we were talking about eating disorders and specifically bulimia-where you binge eat and purge-when my "friend" likes to yell to the class... "Oh! Jordan does that...except for the purging part...she just binge eats and is going to get fat!"(There is a reason that "friend" is in quotations now). Along with this "healthy" crap I have tried to start running. The old guy next to me at Gold's the other day was either really healthy or I am just REALLY not.(Leaning towards the latter). He went forever on the treadmill as I went my few minutes and was about to pass out.
- That was a far too long bullet.
- So they are about to get shorter.
- I am horrible at physics...seriously...horrible.
- I think...I may use...'dot dot dot'....too much...when I...write...blogs.
- My little brothers have left the "cute" stage (and entered the evil).
- I "think" I "may" use "quotations" too much "when" I write blogs also.
- And I may use (parenthesis) a little too much.
- It is...(really) "fun"... to read a "sentence" with (a lot of)...dots, "quotations", and (parenthesis)...adds "emphasis."
- Now don't tell me that wasn't hard to read.
- OH! OK a serious one. Newsflash! Since Gatlinburg the junior girls are no longer drama queens...for the most part.
- That last one wasn't a joke! Stop laughing!
- OH!! I auditioned last week for next seasons American Idol!
- That last one was a joke. Laugh!
- OK, OK, OK...you are overdoing it. Stop laughing.
- Alright I am done.
- PS-I just wasted four minutes of your life. Ha ha. I am laughing at you.
